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Post by nowheregirl on Sept 6, 2007 18:37:23 GMT 1
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Sun King
Trying to change the whole wide world
[M:230]
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Post by Sun King on Sept 6, 2007 19:24:30 GMT 1
Cynthia (coming into the garden) - "John, why are you wearing a flower in your eye?"
John - "What?"
Cyn - "You have a flower in your right eye"
John (pulls flower out of eye) - "Oh thank God! I thought I'd gone blind."
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Post by nowheregirl on Sept 7, 2007 15:52:50 GMT 1
Lol, Sun King! ;D
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Post by nowheregirl on Sept 7, 2007 16:00:29 GMT 1
John *proudly wearing flower in eye and waiting for somebody to admire it*: Noticed anything different about me today?
Paul: ...You're wearing a new shirt?
John: No, that's not it.
George: You've had your hair cut?
John: No, try again.
Ringo: Errr...umm...no, can't see anything different. Sorry! *They walk away*
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Mrs. O'Boogie
Living life in peace
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Imagination is more important than knowledge
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Post by Mrs. O'Boogie on Mar 29, 2008 23:40:59 GMT 1
Hilarious indeed! ;D Beatles Costumes party 1964... John: Paul, Guess who I am ? ;D Paul: Errr...umm...dunno... Who?  John: I'm one of the Pirates of the Gardeners!!! ;D Paul: Twit! *rolled his eyes and walks away*  |
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rheebles
Magic in the air
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Post by rheebles on Dec 19, 2009 2:18:07 GMT 1
John: Look it just came up out of know where?
Dr: Hmm, well it sounds like a case of florateritis to me.
J: Well what am I going to do?
Dr: Well water it, keep it in sunlight and it should grow out by itself.
J: But I've got a photo shoot tomorrow.
Dr: Well with your image it should work in your favour.
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