Sun King
Trying to change the whole wide world
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Post by Sun King on Sept 26, 2007 19:09:07 GMT 1
These are real errors that appeared on patients' medical notes. www.funny2.com/doctors.htmPatient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. On the second day, the knee was better and on the 3rd day it disappeared completely. The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1993. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed. Discharge status: Alive but without permission. The patient refused an autopsy. The patient has no past history of suicides. Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital. Patient's past medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days. She is numb from her toes down. While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home. The skin was moist and dry. Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches. Patient was alert and unresponsive. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function. Skin: Somewhat pale but present. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.
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givepeaceachance
Dreaming of the past
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All we are saying is give peace a chance
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Post by givepeaceachance on Sept 26, 2007 20:46:26 GMT 1
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